justaforestfaerie:

My hair feels really soft today.

It deserves to have cute shaky hands buried in it

Treat me | Tip me

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batshit-auspol:

Here’s our most requested item: Bob Katter’s same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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unculture:

mxlabradorite:

jenroses:

elodieunderglass:

naamahdarling:

brightlotusmoon:

Booooooy how people don’t want to look at this.

Arguably, with age, the majority of people do become disabled.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^

“Why should healthy people pay for sick people?”
“Because the only things separating healthy people from sick people are time and luck.”

All the previous reblogs with commentary being in 2019 is fucking haunting.

^^ worth pointing out in the year of our jod 2023 that even if the word doesn’t apply to you, chances are that there are a lot more disabled people in your life now than there were in 2019. including people who aren’t comfortable telling you yet, or don’t know how to ‘come out’ as disabled to someone they already know.

queeranarchism:

mtndewloyalist-x:

silvasaliva:

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

That’s literally why the government wants to stop it

Defend cash. The existence of a cash economy  is so so necessary for the survival of every population that the government wants to kill. Homeless people, sex workers, undocumented people, addicts. They all need cash to survive.

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vaspider:

animusbell:

bogleech:

every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

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headspace-hotel:

you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature

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salomemiangemidemon-2:

By Brian Csati

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whydidisavethistomyphone:

I.D. 63 year old actor, writer and musician David Duchovny, famous for his role as Agent Fox Mulder in the 90s TV show the The X-Files, which had the tag line: ‘the truth is out there’ is pictured in the writer/actor strikes with a picket sign that reads: ‘the residuals are out there’ and a hand drawn flying saucer.

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no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

Hey uh brand new addition

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papasmoke:

usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

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skrunglebeasts:

jacobtheloofah:

7thedisasterdyke:

sunflowermp4:

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround.
he can share the power with others

but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say “dramatic video game cutscene” and then going “got it, mario and luigi.”

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demilypyro:

oysters-aint-for-me:

demilypyro:

talisidekick:

demilypyro:

Using my powers of disease and plague to wreak havoc on the kingdom. The knights keep sending doctors to defeat me but I’ve been eating way too many apples so my forcefield repels them

What’s your strategy against undergraduate medical professionals? Like those coming to the kingdom to use the disease and plague outbreak to complete their residency program requirement to become a doctor? Or undergraduate students doing a following for part of their study period? They wouldn’t be repelled by the apple forcefield.

I have a gun also

then why do you even need the powers of disease and plague

Nobody understands the value of a good aesthetic these days

featheredcritter:

featheredcritter:

Go look at birds and bugs outside btw. It can save your life

Not a joke btw. Please go outside and pay attention to all the little creatures around you, even in your backjard, the bugs scurring for nectar and the little birds chirping and flying around, try to id them too, read something about them, learn some facts. Sit and watch them, they can mean the world to you.

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